What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
R2 detour.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do fleas travel?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
How is cat food sold?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why are sandals so indecisive?