What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How do you get straight A's?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?