What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What fairy loves to count?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?