What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which cats love to be petted?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?