Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do books sleep?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?