Why do trees try new things so often?
Because every autumn, they turn over a new leaf.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?