What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
A milkbone.
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the spider so smart?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Families are like fudge.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?