What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?