What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
Which insect makes the best father?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?