What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Easter.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How does a squid go into battle?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?