Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which animal loves to have a good time?