Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Because she laid all the eggs!
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did summer say to spring?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do billboards talk?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?