How expensive is swimming with sharks?
It cost me an arm and a leg!
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Where do stars go to college?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Are baby skunks cute?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?