Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
The Holy Ghost!
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What animal has the most fun?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the holiest insect?
What is a table you can eat?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
