Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?