Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
How do you make a cow float?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What animal floats best?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?