Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you call hiking college students?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?