What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Which insect is the smartest?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?