What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which family member is always relieved?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What is blue and not heavy?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?