What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do all the planets get along?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?