What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why was the bee sad?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why was the dog overweight?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?