What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What's the most determined bird?