What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Do you know the name Pavlov?