Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
How are mountains able to see?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?