Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
They love to dance the night away!
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?