What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the fish so smart?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Who invented fractions?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?