What animal has the most fun?
Ponies. They are always horsing around.
How do fleas travel?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What sport do horses love to play?
What bird is always sad?