Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call a household of counselors?
A book just fell on my head.
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What food is a man's best friend?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?