Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Because the Earth finally warms up to him.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?