There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How do you talk to a giant?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why are goats so funny?