There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?