Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
Why are all priests fit?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do you call a short cow?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?