What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Can February March?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why was the math book sad?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?