What do you call a tired tree?
A sleepy hollow.
Why is furniture so generous?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
How did the toad die?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?