Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What day is your mom always right?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why do cats love to work?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?