What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
A baaarbershop quartet.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are all priests fit?
Families are like fudge.
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
How do billboards talk?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?