What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's the slowest 5k?
Do dads always snore?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?