What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Don't worry, it was just a nightmare before Christmas.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.