Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why are the mountains so tired?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?