What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Do dads always snore?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?