What do you call a clock on a road trip?
A time traveler.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Surprise!!!!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are bakers so good at math?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?