What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a small mom?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?