What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?