What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Where do polar bears vote?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which insect is the smartest?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Who invented fractions?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?