What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
It got ticks.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?