What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
When does a horse talk?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?