What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Pears!
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What birds make average students?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do runners watch so much TV?