What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
How do animals blend into the desert?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?