What do ducks have for lunch?
Soup and quackers!
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
If you need help building an ark...
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?