Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Never mind. It would be too forced!
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Can February March?
What does a panda ghost say?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?