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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What fish only swims at night?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?