What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Biology.
Why don't fish play basketball?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?