What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Paid leaf.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
A book just fell on my head.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?