Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why are bakers paid so much money?