Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Because the elephant isn't chicken.
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What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
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Which relative loves rice?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Families are like fudge.
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?