Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
Why was the bee sad?
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Why are stones so good at music?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What sport do horses love to play?
What's the holiest insect?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Which founding father loves to sing?