Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it's hard to run in squares!
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Which animal will never go bald?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?