What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
It's frozen.
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are grandkids so great?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What birds make average students?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the peach come home from work early?