What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
How does a taco bless the table?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why was the spider so smart?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?