What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
He's playing paw-some.
What is the coolest country?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?