What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish Spring®.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
How do automobiles fly?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?