Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's the holiest insect?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do math teachers eat?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?