Why are computers so good at golf?
Because they have hard drives.
What is blue and not heavy?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why are all priests fit?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?