Why don't ostriches fly ?
Plane tickets are so expensive.
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
I broke my finger!
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How can you farm during the winter?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do bees chew?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?