Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?