Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?