What is the most adorable season?
Aww-tumn.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did you learn in school today, son?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?