Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where does water do all its banking?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's the difference between weather and climate?