Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
They are in a stable relationship.
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?