You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
It's sNOw joke.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
We had a discussion about roses.
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?