What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do nosey peppers do?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What building always gets stains on it?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?