Why is tennis such a loud sport?
The players raise a racquet.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do bees gossip?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What animal is always ready to protect people?