Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's E.T. short for?
How do dog catchers get paid?