Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
Why do cows make great bakers?
Can February March?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Which big cat loves to drive?