What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?