What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?