What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Cheese!
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
How do you make a cow float?
What time of day was Adam created?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?