What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Which insect is the smartest?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?