What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Hey bud! When you grow up, you'll be just like me!
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What nationality are most fish?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?